1.) Open Google. 2.) Search your LAST name, only your last name. 3.) Take the first picture that comes up. 4.)Put this on Tumblr 5.) This is you in 30 years.
oh
Damn it, Tim.
Well, ah…I guess we’re reverting to the 1860s.
And I’m having a sex change.
Apparently.
hmm.
Orson Welles trumps all of you fuckers
That awkward moment when this is a legit picture of my grandpa because fucking NOBODY has our last name.
…..ehhh
oh
guys, i’m going to transcend species!!!

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!!
















